"Reach Out and Touch Chicken Monkey."

Fun with slogans!

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


"Snap! Crackle! Chicken Monkey!"
"A Smooth-Running Chicken Sundae is a Relaxing Experience."
"Moving at the Speed of Chicken Sundae."


Sounds like a weiner to me:

"It's a Lot Less Penis Than a Hover."
"With A Name Like Penis, It Has To Be Good."
"Drinka Pinta Penis A Day.