Joke Submission

A middle aged married couple was looking to spice up their life in the bedroom. They talked about it a bit and decided that they'd like to try anal sex but the wife was a little concerned. She made an appointment to talk to her doctor and do a little fact finding.

When she got in to see the doctor she had all the usual questions and answers.

W: "Does it hurt?"
D: "Not if you do it right, take it slow and use a lube."
W: "Is it going to cause any harm to us?"
D: "Nope. If you and your husband are both healthy then there's no reason you shouldn't give it a try."
W: "Anything else I should know?"
D: "Don't get pregnant."
W: "WHAT?!? You can get pregnant from anal?"
D: "Where did you think lawyers come from?"