Funny quotes - not my joke submission!

I thought this was too funny not to share it, and I just hope no one takes notes when I say stuff this stupid:


"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." *scratches her head*
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change." Another 4 years! *cringes*
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ROFL

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush