Joke Contest!!!

I've decided that too many stressful crappy things happen to us in the span of one day. So with that being said, I'm initiating a joke contest. If it works out well we'll do it every month. Here's how it's going to work...

-Create a post making sure that the title of the post is the title of the joke.
-Everyone will then place a comment on each joke rating it on a scale from 0 to 5.

This is the scale...
0 is crap, 1 is fair, 2 is ok, 3 is good, 4 is great and 5 is you peed your pants.

I will then take all the scores and who ever scores the highest will recieve five bucks in cash one week after the end of the contest. This contest will start today, the 21st of July and end on the 4th of August. That gives you two full weeks to post a joke. This is key, make sure to only post one joke for the contest. If you post more than one, specify which one is for the contest and which one's aren't. Feel free to post as many as you like. Only the one that is specifically for the contest should be rated and will be judged. The jokes aren't limited by context. If you found a funny picture and would like to enter that, go for it. Oh yeah, and the prize will be five dollars. And remember, your goal is urination!

Let the peeing being!!!